What do you do when someone knocks on your door at 1:57AM?

If you are me, evidently, you go outside and look around.

Last night I found 3 girls–one pregnant–in my driveway standing next to their car.

“Do you know how to change a flat?”

To set the stage, I’ll just mention that I live way out in the …

Sorry. I couldn’t handle it. Perhaps the constant nightmares left me a bit on edge, but I felt another week of searching for the Evil Dead and their infernal signs choking me like a noose, so I left town.

This act surprised and upset my wife.

Edgar Allen Poe chose to spend a lot of time in …

This happened yesterday, but I was so conflicted with excitement and dread that I thought it best to sleep on it before posting about what I found.

So, after tossing and turning all night due to nightmares, here’s more about my continued search for the Evil Dead.

This is week 4.

And I don’t mean to …