Dear Marketing/Scammer Dude/Dudette:
I give you props for reaching out to me and recognizing that I have a “really interesting” blog/YouTube channel.
Shows initiative. Fer sure.
I admire that you say you have the “skillz” to take my blog/YouTube channel to #1 on The GOOGLE!!!!!
It’s good indeed to know oneself, for, I say to you: “No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself. No man is free who cannot command himself.”
― Pythagoras.
You type at me thusly: “I will refund if you don’t get your video ranked at number #1 page in search there –> Get Ranked or Get a 100% Refund!!!”
I tell you now–note thusly to thyself: that’s not how the gameth is played!
Hark! And listen henceforth!
Thusly I say to you: rank me #1 and then come to me, and I will forsooth be listening.
Until then, I remain, your humble, non-paying, and casting you into Google email SPAM banning servant.